hello, bonjour, hola, ciao

clubbedsoda:

*goes to blog*

*leaves blog*

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

frapputwinko:

frapputwinko:

16 and pregnant

32 and grandma 

48 and great-grandma

64 and great-great-grandma

80 and great-great-great-grandma

96 and great-great-great-great grandma

so ur fuckin telling me i did all this math without pen and paper and no one thinks its funny please love me

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

joelle-elizabeth:

tomlinslutandharrycox:

snowfags:

carolingflack:

my right hand fits my left hand like it’s made just for me

but bear this in mind i’m so lonely

and i’m logging on to tumblr cryin’ ‘bout my otp

and it all makes sense to me

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

imjohnlocked:

bookmad:

who spends an unreasonable amount of money on new books when they already have dozens of unread books at home

me

the answer is always me

and then reads fanfics instead

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

skybread:

districtnyan:

crrrash:

• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour

this is the most distressing shit in the world

NOW MY TONGUE IS PISSING ME OFF THANKS